I wish my debt was just as real as my vampire character in Facebook. You know, those stupid applications where you randomly battle someone for "vampbucks" or some retarded shit like that? I wish my Credit card bills were just as phony. I already closed them out, so I won't need real money from them. I just mess with them for fun. Wow! Look that balance is kinda' high! I'm a high roller! WOoohooo! I could use it as a tool to help deal with my mounting debt. When it comes to cyber-finances, I'm seriously in the red. I'm going to be in debt for 5 years at least. I try to think of what I spent all that money on and I really can't. Some things come to mind, but it's not like I can account for every dollar I've spent. The sad fact is, I probably ate most of it. I'm carrying around a $20,000 weight problem. Way to cheer myself up!
